Please don't do coke in the toilet

Kleine Kerze - 120ml - 30 Stunden Brenndauer - weißer Deckel / Ohne Duft

€14.90

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Please don't do coke in the toilet

€14.90

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Hand-poured
Made from 100% soy wax
Long-lasting fragrance & clean burn
High-quality glass design – minimalist & modern
Each candle is individually crafted

The gift that truly sticks
More than a candle – a statement
Say it with humor instead of flowers
For people with an opinion
Not sweet. But honest.

Versandbereit in 1-2 Werktagen

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Fragrance

Ein Geschenk das definitiv in Erinnerung bleibt!

Blumen? Sterben. Gutscheine? Verschwinden. Und der „kreative“ Deko-Kram? Verstaubt schneller als deine guten Vorsätze.
Unsere Kerzen hingegen machen genau das, was Geschenke eigentlich sollen: Sie bringen Leute zum Grinsen – oder wenigstens zum Augenrollen.
Egal ob Geburtstag, Einzug, Trennung oder „Ich wusste nicht, was ich sonst kaufen soll“ – wir haben den passenden Spruch dafür.
Und ja, wir meinen wirklich jeden Anlass.
Statt irgendwas zu verschenken, das später heimlich beieBay Kleinanzeigenlandet, schenk lieber etwas, das wenigstens kurz für Stimmung sorgt.
Unsere Kerzen sind ehrlich, frech und definitiv unvergesslicher als der 08/15-Kram aus der Geschenk-Hölle.
Sie sehen gut aus, riechen gut und sagen Dinge, die du dich vielleicht selbst nicht traust.
Kurz gesagt:Ein Geschenk mit Attitude statt mit Verfallsdatum im Schrank.Und falls es doch niemand mag – anzünden kann man es immer noch. 🔥

*Die Kerze im Bild ist die Größe 400ml

We stand behind every single candle ourselves.

What you see here doesn't come from anonymous production – but directly from us. We are a small team with a clear stance, that takes every product into its own hands.

From the idea to the scent to the finished jar:
Everything is created by us, checked by us, and only leaves our hands when we say: it's perfect.

No mass production.
No empty promises.
No compromises on quality.

Our candles are hand-poured by us in Germany, using high-quality soy wax, carefully selected fragrances, and a standard that cannot be outsourced.

What's important to us?
That you get exactly what we would buy ourselves.

Honest. Direct. And with just the right amount of attitude.

Frequently Asked Questions

In Germany, there is a statutory 14-day right of withdrawal – and we adhere strictly to it.
You bear the return shipping costs yourself, unless we have made a mistake, for example, delivered a wrong design or print. In that case, we will, of course, cover the costs.

Returns must be insured and sent to our company address. Which shipping service provider you choose is up to you – the main thing is that the package arrives safely with us.

For every return, we charge a restocking fee of €5. Why? Because we are not a corporation.
For hygienic reasons, textiles must be washed, checked, and re-sorted. Candles must be delabeled, inspected, and re-evaluated – often with uncertain prospects as to whether this exact combination of design, color, and size will ever be ordered again.

This effort costs time, personnel, and money.
We work by hand, in a small team, and simply cannot afford free returns. This is not an excuse, but reality – and that is precisely why we communicate it openly.

Order consciously.
Then everything will fit in the end – for you and for us.

Yes. Absolutely.
Anything that is personalized especially for you – whether soap, candles, bags, clothing, or other products with your saying – is excluded from exchange and return. The item is created only for you. There's no going back.

Our processing time may vary – we don't produce at the push of a button, but with real hands.
Should it exceptionally take longer, we will contact you proactively by email. In this case, you naturally have the option to withdraw or cancel your purchase.

Delays can occur, for example, if certain sizes or garments are temporarily out of stock and we first have to obtain new supplies from the wholesaler. We won't leave you in the dark – communication is not an extra for us, but standard.

As soon as your order is on its way, you will automatically receive an email with all information, including a tracking link.
Our shipping service provider GLS usually delivers within 1–2 business days after dispatch.

In short:
We will inform you. We remain accessible. And we deliver as soon as possible.

Our products are created in our studio near Berlin – meticulously handcrafted.
Not anonymously, not automatically, and certainly not overnight. Good quality takes time, even if some marketplaces promise otherwise.

We source all materials exclusively from the EU. The furthest journey is to the Netherlands – no detours halfway around the globe.
Our textiles are OEKO-TEX® certified, all products are vegan, made from organic fabrics, sustainably produced, and designed for durability.

In short:
Less mass production. More responsibility. And products that are meant to last.

Shipping within Germany costs €5.49 – standard and without hidden tricks.
Outside Germany, shipping costs may vary depending on where the package is to be sent.

From time to time, we also have shipping deals.
For example: free shipping from €49 purchase value. You can always find such promotions on our promotions page or directly on the landing page.

Fairly calculated. Transparently communicated. No surprises.

Docht vor jedem Anzünden kürzen (auf max. 5mm)
Kerze beim ersten Mal lange genug brennen lassen (ganze Oberfläche flüssig)
Nicht länger als 3–4 Stunden am Stück brennen

👉 So hast du länger etwas von deiner Kerze!

Ja – bei richtiger Anwendung.
Bitte beachte dafür unbedingt die Sicherheitshinweise auf der Produktseite.

Unsere Kerzen sind mehr als nur Duftkerzen:
✨Freche, sarkastische & liebevolle Sprüche
✨Handgemacht mit Liebe
✨Perfekt als Geschenk mit Attitude
✨ Zaubert jedem ein Lachen ins Gesicht

Hast du noch offene Fragen? Dann schreib und eine Nachricht über den Chat, das Kontaktformular oder an hi@yourattitudelcub.com !

Conscious Design

Design with attitude, not with decorative thoughts.
Everything here has a reason – and an opinion.

Made with care

Handmade, not rubber-stamped.
No shortcuts, no excuses.

One Team, One Goal

No corporation, no bullshit.
Three people, one clear direction.

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