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You're like a toilet brush. Without you, everything is full of shit – Funny candle with cheeky saying, humorous gift, statement scented candle, Your Attitude Club
kleine Kerze | 120ml | ca. 30h Brenndauer | BxHxTmm 74x62x74 / Ohne Duft
€14.90
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Du bist wie eine Klobürste. Ohne dich ist alles voll Scheisse
€14.90
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- Hand-poured
- Made from 100% soy wax
- Long-lasting fragrance & clean burn
- High-quality glass design – minimalist & modern
- Each candle is individually crafted
- The gift that truly sticks
- More than a candle – a statement
- Say it with humor instead of flowers
- For people with an opinion
- Not sweet. But honest.
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Gefahrenhinweise
"You're like a toilet brush. Without you, everything's full of shit" – this cheeky saying makes this candle from Your Attitude Club a real highlight. With humor, charm, and a good dose of directness, it's the perfect gift for people you genuinely like and who also appreciate dark humor. Whether for friends, partners, flatmates, or colleagues – this candle is a statement that is guaranteed to cause laughter and at the same time shows that you can't get by without that person.
The candle is made from 100% vegan soy wax and is lovingly hand-poured. A high-quality cotton wick ensures even burning and a steady flame that not only fills the room with light but also with a warm atmosphere. Depending on the scent chosen, the candle also emits a pleasantly authentic aroma that gently spreads throughout the room.
The glass design is simple, modern, yet an eye-catcher – because the saying is clearly in focus. "You're like a toilet brush. Without you, everything's full of shit" is not only funny but also honest. Because that's exactly how it is: Without certain people, life would descend into chaos. With this candle, you can convey this message in a humorous way and at the same time provide a decorative highlight.
The candle is available in three practical sizes. The small version with 120 ml offers a burning time of about 30 hours and is ideal as a small gift or humorous present. The medium candle with 300 ml burns for approx. 70 hours and is perfect for people who regularly want to bathe their home in cozy candlelight. The large version with 400 ml impresses with a burning time of around 100 hours and is ideal for anyone who wants to enjoy their favorite candle for a long time.
Whether for a birthday, a housewarming, for flat-sharing parties, as a thank you, or simply to bring a smile to someone's face – this candle is the perfect gift for countless occasions. Especially for people with a sense of humor, sarcasm, and a fondness for unusual gifts, it is guaranteed to be a hit.
Your Attitude Club stands for products that are more than just decoration. Our candles are statements that awaken emotions, initiate conversations, and make moments unforgettable. Each candle is handmade, sustainable, and as unique as the person it is intended for.
Give a piece of humor, wrapped in warm light and pleasant fragrance. This candle not only creates a good mood but also always reminds the recipient how important they are to you. Because without them, life would indeed be "all full of shit."
So, if you're looking for a gift that is funny, honest, and decorative at the same time, then this candle is just the thing. It combines wit, design, and sustainability in a product that is guaranteed not to be forgotten.
⚠️ Gefahrenhinweise & Sicherheitshinweise für Kerzen
- Brennende Kerze niemals unbeaufsichtigt lassen.
- Von Kindern und Haustieren fernhalten.
- Mindestabstand von 10 cm zwischen brennenden Kerzen einhalten.
- Nicht in der Nähe von brennbaren Gegenständen verwenden (z. B. Vorhänge, Dekoration, Papier).
- Kerze auf eine hitzebeständige, stabile Oberfläche stellen.
- Zugluft vermeiden, da dies zu ungleichmäßigem Abbrennen oder Rußbildung führen kann.
- Docht vor jedem Anzünden auf ca. 5 mm kürzen, um Ruß und große Flammen zu vermeiden.
- Kerze nicht länger als 3–4 Stunden am Stück brennen lassen.
- Flamme ersticken, nicht ausblasen, um Wachsspritzer zu vermeiden.
- Flüssiges Wachs nicht berühren – Verbrennungsgefahr!
- Kerze nicht bis zum Glasboden abbrennen lassen, um Überhitzung und Glasbruch zu vermeiden.
- Keine Fremdkörper (z. B. Streichhölzer oder Dochtreste) im Wachs lassen.
- Gefäß kann heiß werden – nur im abgekühlten Zustand anfassen.
🔥 Zusätzlicher Hinweis
Unsere Kerzen bestehen aus hochwertigem Sojawachs und werden mit größter Sorgfalt hergestellt. Dennoch handelt es sich um eine offene Flamme – bitte gehe stets verantwortungsvoll damit um.
From the idea to the scent to the finished jar:
No mass production.
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Lies das – oder akzeptier, dass deine Kerze schneller draufgeht als deine guten Vorsätze.
Conscious Design
Design with attitude, not with decorative thoughts.
Everything here has a reason – and an opinion.
Made with care
Handmade, not rubber-stamped.
No shortcuts, no excuses.
One Team, One Goal
No corporation, no bullshit.
Three people, one clear direction.
