We stand behind every single candle ourselves.
This candle burns longer than most of my relationships – and you'll love every minute of it!
Handmade from natural soy wax, with or without scent, this statement candle is the perfect gift for anyone who goes through life with humor – or has simply experienced too many dating fails.
Our candles are not only visually appealing but also durable and sustainable – with up to 100 hours of burn time (depending on size). The cheeky saying is guaranteed to spark conversation, laughter, and add that certain something to your shelf, coffee table, or as a gift with a message.
💬 Witty Print:
“This candle burns longer than most of my relationships” – ideal for singles, ex-partner stories, or simply for stylish self-irony.
✨ Highlights:
100% soy wax – vegan & hand-poured
Available with or without scent
Three sizes: 120 ml (30 hrs), 300 ml (70 hrs), 400 ml (100 hrs)
With a cheeky saying – perfect as a gift or for yourself
Sustainable packaging & plastic-free
Each candle is unique
🎁 Gift Idea for:
Best friend, colleague, sister, single friends, ex-partners with a sense of humor, birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day, or as a pick-me-up for a broken heart.
Attention: Burning relationships cannot be saved – but this candle can. Trim wick before lighting & never leave unattended.
Unsere Kerzen bestehen aus hochwertigem Sojawachs und werden mit größter Sorgfalt hergestellt. Dennoch handelt es sich um eine offene Flamme – bitte gehe stets verantwortungsvoll damit um.
We stand behind every single candle ourselves.
Design with attitude, not with decorative thoughts.
Everything here has a reason – and an opinion.
Handmade, not rubber-stamped.
No shortcuts, no excuses.
No corporation, no bullshit.
Three people, one clear direction.