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You're going to be a great-grandpa -
You're going to be a great-grandma. -
You're going to be a grandpa -
You're going to be a grandma -
You are my daily dose of madness -
You're hotter than this candle -
This candle lasts longer than most of my relationships -
The best thing about you is me -
The "V" in Valentine's Day stands for Vodka -
Dad of the fucking year -
Coffee Lover -
Cocaine & Hookers
