{"product_id":"lametta-du-fotze-kerze","title":"Tinsel, You Cunt | Soy Candle with Funny Saying as Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eTinsel, You Bitch – Provocative Christmas Candle in Amber Glass with Natural Grass Paper Label. Handmade from soy wax, long burning time. Original, adult-only gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eHumor with a Statement – Christmas Candle for Adults\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eChristmas is a time for contemplation, family, and festive splendor – but not everyone wants it to be only well-behaved and kitschy. With our \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Tinsel, You Bitch\" candle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, you'll bring a good dose of dark humor and provocative attitude under the Christmas tree. This candle is not a gift for everyone, but just right for people with a \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003erough, direct, and humorous streak\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhether for your best friends, for colleagues with a good dose of sarcasm, or simply for yourself – this candle is a highlight for anyone who can't stand the typical Christmas kitsch anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eNoble Amber Glass \u0026amp; Natural Grass Paper\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eamber-colored glass\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e creates a warm light atmosphere that perfectly suits the cold winter evenings. The \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003enatural grass paper label\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e has a natural texture and fits perfectly with the rustic, sustainable look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eHandmade in Germany\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOur candles are lovingly handcrafted in Germany. We use \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100% vegan soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e with a \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ecotton wick\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e that ensures even and clean burning.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWith or without scent – you decide\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAvailable either in \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChristmas scents\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e like cinnamon, orange, or mulled wine, or classic \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eunscented\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. This makes the candle suitable for Christmas parties as well as simply a humorous year-round statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWho is the candle suitable for?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis candle is an ideal gift for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFriends with crude sayings and dark humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eColleagues who appreciate a good laugh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBesties who aren't glitter-tinsel fans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePeople who take Christmas less seriously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecial Advantages at a Glance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFunny \u0026amp; provocative saying: \"Tinsel, You Bitch\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSustainable natural grass paper label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHandmade in Germany\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e100% vegan soy wax\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAvailable with or without scent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCrude \u0026amp; humorous gift idea\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eGlass reusable after use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eSustainable \u0026amp; Reusable\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAfter burning, the glass can be perfectly reused – as a small storage jar, tealight holder, or decorative element.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Tinsel, You Bitch\" candle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is therefore not just a gag, but also a high-quality, sustainable product for everyone who questions classic Christmas kitsch and prefers to shine with humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Your Attitude Club","offers":[{"title":"Kleine Kerze - 120ml - 30 Stunden Brenndauer - weißer Deckel \/ Ohne Duft","offer_id":53571854500163,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-KLEOHN-H723","price":14.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kleine Kerze - 120ml - 30 Stunden Brenndauer - weißer Deckel \/ 2.1 Cranberry \u0026 Orange","offer_id":53848892113219,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-KLE21C-H723","price":14.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kleine Kerze - 120ml - 30 Stunden Brenndauer - weißer Deckel \/ 2.2 Apfel \u0026 Zimt","offer_id":53848892145987,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-KLE22A-H723","price":14.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kleine Kerze - 120ml - 30 Stunden Brenndauer - weißer Deckel \/ 2.3 Winterspaziergang","offer_id":53848892178755,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-KLE23W-H723","price":14.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kleine Kerze - 120ml - 30 Stunden Brenndauer - weißer Deckel \/ 2.4 Lavendel, Kamille \u0026 Vanille","offer_id":53848892211523,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-KLE24L-H723","price":14.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kleine Kerze - 120ml - 30 Stunden Brenndauer - weißer Deckel \/ 2.5 Night Blooming Jasmine","offer_id":53848892244291,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-KLE25N-H723","price":14.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kleine Kerze - 120ml - 30 Stunden Brenndauer - weißer Deckel \/ 2.6 Winterliche Cranberry","offer_id":53848892277059,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-KLE26W-H723","price":14.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kleine Kerze - 120ml - 30 Stunden Brenndauer - weißer Deckel \/ 2.7 Winterbeeren","offer_id":53848892342595,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-KLE27W-H723","price":14.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Große Kerze - 160ml - 40 Stunden Brenndauer - goldener Deckel \/ Ohne Duft","offer_id":53571855778115,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-GROOHN-H723","price":18.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Große Kerze - 160ml - 40 Stunden Brenndauer - goldener Deckel \/ 2.1 Cranberry \u0026 Orange","offer_id":53848892899651,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-GRO21C-H723","price":18.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Große Kerze - 160ml - 40 Stunden Brenndauer - goldener Deckel \/ 2.2 Apfel \u0026 Zimt","offer_id":53848892932419,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-GRO22A-H723","price":18.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Große Kerze - 160ml - 40 Stunden Brenndauer - goldener Deckel \/ 2.3 Winterspaziergang","offer_id":53848892965187,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-GRO23W-H723","price":18.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Große Kerze - 160ml - 40 Stunden Brenndauer - goldener Deckel \/ 2.4 Lavendel, Kamille \u0026 Vanille","offer_id":53848892997955,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-GRO24L-H723","price":18.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Große Kerze - 160ml - 40 Stunden Brenndauer - goldener Deckel \/ 2.5 Night Blooming Jasmine","offer_id":53848893030723,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-GRO25N-H723","price":18.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Große Kerze - 160ml - 40 Stunden Brenndauer - goldener Deckel \/ 2.6 Winterliche Cranberry","offer_id":53848893063491,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-GRO26W-H723","price":18.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Große Kerze - 160ml - 40 Stunden Brenndauer - goldener Deckel \/ 2.7 Winterbeeren","offer_id":53848893129027,"sku":"ETSY-LAMDU-GRO27W-H723","price":18.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/7122\/0547\/files\/Lametta_DuFotze3.jpg?v=1762853821","url":"https:\/\/www.yourattitudeclub.com\/en\/products\/lametta-du-fotze-kerze","provider":"Your Attitude Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}