{"product_id":"all-i-want-for-christmas-is-your-dick-kerze1","title":"All I want for Christmas is your dick | Soy Candle with Funny Quote as a Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAll I want for Christmas is your dick – Cheeky Christmas candle in an amber jar. Handmade soy wax, long burn time, with or without scent. Funny gift for partners \u0026 adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e🔥 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eAll I want for Christmas is your dick – The cheekiest Christmas candle with humor \u0026 attitude\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eChristmas is a time for love, warmth, and gifts – but sometimes it can also be a little \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003echeekier, more provocative, and humorous\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. With the candle \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“All I want for Christmas is your dick,”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e you are guaranteed to make a statement. This candle is not for everyone, but for couples who want to give each other a gift with \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ewit, passion, and a wink\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s perfect as a \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003egift idea for your partner\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – whether under the Christmas tree, as a Santa surprise, or as a humorous gesture during Advent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e🕯️ \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eElegant Amber Glass with Luxurious Label\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOur candles are poured into a \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ehigh-quality amber glass\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, which provides a warm, sensual lighting ambiance. The label is printed on \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003efine textured paper\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, normally used for elegant champagne bottles – turning each candle into a true designer piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e🌿 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eSustainable, vegan \u0026 handmade\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEach candle is a handmade unique piece, produced in Germany with \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003evegan soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e and a \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ecotton wick\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. This ensures it burns particularly evenly and cleanly – perfect for romantic hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e🌸 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eAvailable with or without scent\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe candle is available either \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eunscented\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e or with \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChristmas scents\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e like cinnamon, vanilla, orange, or mulled wine. This way, you can decide whether the focus should be on the \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003echeeky message\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e or on a sensual \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003efragrance experience\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e🎁 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eCheeky gift idea for adults\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eThis candle is a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003efunny, provocative, and at the same time intimate gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e. It is ideal for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYour partner\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHumorous couples\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBest friends with \"dirty humor\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCheeky Secret Santa gifts for adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt's guaranteed to cause \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003elaughter and a little blush\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e when given as a gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e⭐ \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eCandle Highlights at a Glance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStatement-slogan: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e“All I want for Christmas is your dick”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAmber glass in an elegant design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLuxurious label made from champagne paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHandmade in Germany\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSustainable \u0026 vegan (soy wax, cotton wick)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAvailable with or without fragrance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect as a humorous Christmas gift for adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e🔄 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eReusable Glass\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAfter burning, you can reuse the glass in many ways – as a tealight holder, decoration, or practical storage jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWith this candle, you're not just giving \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003elight \u0026 warmth\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, but also a \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003echeeky, unforgettable Christmas moment\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Your Attitude Club","offers":[{"title":"Kleine Kerze - 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